A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

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What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

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Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

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yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

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I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

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Nero, what if you are using me now? Manipulating me? You think I enjoy falling in love after chatting with you in a site which is not even meant for chatting? You can do that, you are a "facilitator", I don't care as much for point zero, as I do care about you, hell, if things where different, id quit the whole thing to stay with you! I could say I will never forgive you if you make me feel safe by your side, accept your help only to get stabbed in the back for trusting you.

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What's yellow and smells like piss? Urine.

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Dan O'Driscoll

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Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

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why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

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I'm gonna say something that is going to blow you(away). My Rape Dungeon has carpet.

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why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

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Blonde hair is the result of having two recessive alleles for hair color in your genotype. There is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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I JUST HAD SEEX! How blantant, eh?

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what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

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I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

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"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

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Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

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There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

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What’s the best part about winning a gold medal? Nothing. You’re on acid and staring straight at the sun.

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Anti Joke

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