What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

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yo momma is so tall shes tall

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Water, please.

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Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

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What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

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There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

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Q. What do you call a black priest? A. Holy Shit

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I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

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You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

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There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

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Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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how do you get a chicken to sleep you slit it"s neck,and feed the body to your pet tiger

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What did the man say to the other man? I am unsure of what he said, but it seemed like a pretty nice conversation until one of the men got hit by a elephant.

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If Roger buys 109 candy bars and eats 65, what does he have? Diabetes.

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How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

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Knock knock GET OUTTA HERE! Jesus Christ dude I just came for some eggs!....

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? With the technology of compact fluorescent light bulbs they don't go out for much longer, so the question is nearly irrelevant.

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Lets go Detroit Pistons!

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

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What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

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Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

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