What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

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suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

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BILLY BOB JAM:KNOCK KNOCK!! BOBERT:WHAT!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WOULD I EVEN CARE?!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WONT YOU SHUT UP BILLY BOB JAM ORLANDIO STEAK?!!?!?!GET ME OUTTA HERE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

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If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

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Hummer.

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your mom is so old that she farts dust.

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why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

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You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

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Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

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Where else? The junk yard

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who has no significant other or personal life? who ever is on anti-joke.com

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When is a joke funny? When you read it.

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What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Probably nothing

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There were three hungry cows in a barn. One day, one of them finds a stick of butter on the ground, and notifies the other cows of his findings. Since the barn was ran like a democracy, the cows decided via 2/3 vote that the winner of the stick of butter should be decided by a checkers tournament. The problem is that there is no good way to run a checkers tournament with three cows because checkers is a one-on-one game. The first cow suggests trying to find another cow to join in so that they could have a bracket-style tournament, but there were only three cows that lived in the barn. The second cow suggests a round-robin style tournament. The third cow informs the second cow that there is a possibility of a tie because each cow can finish with one win and one loss among the two games in a round-robin tournament. The first cow suggests that the round-robin process can be repeated until there is a winner. This joint suggestion was approved by 2/3 vote by the cows. Finally the checkers tournament begins. The first cow says to the second cow, "you butter not beat me at checkers!"

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what did the man say when he got in the car?nothing he lost his voice in an accient that morning

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3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't because it got hit by a car.

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What do you call a Russian civil war? A war in which one side wants to seced from the other.

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your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

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Knock Knock Whos there? smell map smell map who?...really? I was in the middle of a phone call with my paraplegic wife's doctor, who was telling me that her condition has gotten worse and doesn't think she'll make it to the end of the month. You interrupted that in order to get me to say something that sounded like "smell my poo". Forget being allowed into my house, you should be worried about being allowed into heaven. Hopefully as you walk home today, someone will murder you.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

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