- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

So this guy and his monkey walk into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I have a door you don't have to say, knock knock.

whats red white and blue? i dont know

Hey! do you have any updog? Nothing much! you?

The racist uncle went to attend his nieces bat-mitzvah. Although he is racist, he is smart enough to not speak his mind, for he is in a temple, and may offend many people at the service.

Two muffings are in an oven. One leans towards the other due to rising of the batter and says nothing. The other cupcake, unable to yield the cognitive process to speak utters nothing and cooks to an internal temperature of 175 C.

A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

Ben is gay

q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

come along children

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

i have 2 penises

A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

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