You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

Punchline.

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

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Please don't rape me.

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

Jasper sucks.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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