- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

God.

Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

Knock Knock. Go away!

Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

penis

Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

Knock knock Who's there? FBI

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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