The chicken crossed the road.

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if u r not my friend, like this joke

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

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How do u save someone from dieing of cancer? U shoot them in the head

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

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Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

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Bob: The whale is a creature that isn't naturally capable of creating any kind of technologically advanced unit of operations? Spectator: Was that actually a question or a statement? Bob: To be candid, occasionally my mind registers the practically indelible impression that I am not competent enough to effectively articulate my relatively subtle thoughts of philosophical value. Spectator: What'd you attempt to explicate? Bob: Hello, contemporary. Spectator: That's definitely considerably better than, "Benevolent greeting to you, fellow indigenous inhabitants of the magnificant, planetary cynosure, Earth Prime." You've managed to improve! Bob: I shall try to emulate those simpletons of this planet in order to garner new allies. Maybe next time I should just stick with some traditional routines that many people currently practice on a daily basis. Now, it's time to examine some "test subjects" so to educate myself further on the nature of my numerous classmates, purported facillitators etc. Spectator: Bye. Bob: See you next time! Wow... I amaze myself with my ability to efficiently adapt to my circumstantial situations. I mean, I am a ninja student who has developed new skills at communication! Wait... nevermind. Bystander: man, were you just soliloquizing... and personally enjoying it? Bob: Ehhh,... No? Bystander: Was that a statement or a question?

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender

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Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Women's rights.

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Where else? The junk yard

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a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

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One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

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What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? a pizza doesn't yell when it goes into an oven

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whats red white and blue? i dont know

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The racist uncle went to attend his nieces bat-mitzvah. Although he is racist, he is smart enough to not speak his mind, for he is in a temple, and may offend many people at the service.

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Two muffings are in an oven. One leans towards the other due to rising of the batter and says nothing. The other cupcake, unable to yield the cognitive process to speak utters nothing and cooks to an internal temperature of 175 C.

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

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As a wise man once told me... "natives."

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