what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

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What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

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gay marriage.

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Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

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the WNBA

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

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Punchline.

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Gadaffi

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What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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Please don't rape me.

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Jasper sucks.

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Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

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God lets 3 people from hell come into heaven every year on chisrtmas based on how bad their last day on earth was. Its chistmas and god is standing a the gate of heaven and the first person comes up and god says, "Tell me what happend to you on your last day on earth" and the man says, " i thought my wife was cheating on me so i went to my apartment to check on her and i saw a man on the deck so pushed him off but i didnt know it was my brother. he caught onto the railing so i smashed his fingers with a sledge hammer and he fell 200 ft. Sadly he landed on a bush and survived and so i took the refridguator and through it on him but right after i did i had a heart atack" Then god lets him in to heaven. Then he has the next person come up and god asks him the same question. the man replies, " i was at my brotheres house when some crazy guy pushes me off the my brothers deck but luckily my fingers get caught onthe railing, Then the crazy guy takes a hammer and hits my fingers and i fall but land on a bush. Then the man throughs a refridguator and i get killed." God chuckles and lets him into heaven. The next person comes up and says," picture this, naked in a refridguator." excpaination: the man in tthe refriduator was cheating with the 1st mans wife.

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How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

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What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

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What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

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