What happended to the family in the hurricane? They died stupid

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i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

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Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

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Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

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21

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A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

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In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

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Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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The outside of my house is painted yellow.

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666

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What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

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you are gay

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What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

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What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

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Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

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What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

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A man is walking alone in a park and stumbles upon a lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie appears out of thin air. The genie tells him he has three wishes to wish for whatever his heart desires. The man naturally wishes for Anthony Davis to shave his damn unibrow. He then throws the lamp at a little boys face and laughs uncontrollably.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

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chuck norris

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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