Gadaffi

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Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

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A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

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Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

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What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

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roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

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What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

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I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

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Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

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What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

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whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

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A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

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what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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