onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

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How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

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What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

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What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

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One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

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A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

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Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

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I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

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How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

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A white guy, a mexican, and a black guy are in a race. Who always wins? Whichever one crosses the finish line first

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

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Justin Bieber

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Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

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person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

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A fat man buys a salad

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The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

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Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

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One day three men died. Heaven had almost been full, and he wanted to see who could get in and who would burn. So the first man starts and says "well I just got home from my girlfriends house, she just dumped me. I was crazy mad, and as I was about to eat the pain away, I saw a man hanging off of my porch. I ran to the man pulled out a sledge hammer, and then smashed his hands off the balcony. And without thinking I picked up my refrigerator and threw it down at him. But sadly I fell with the refridgerator." the second man steps up and says.. "I was doing my dance routine on my porch, and I slipped on an ice cube and flipped off the rail. I took ahold of a railing on which I could puulmupmtomsaftey on, but as I was about to save my own life some psychotic man comes out with a sledge hammer and bashes my hands off the railing. After he threw his refridgerator down at me." and then the third guy says..."well I was in this refridgerator........."

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What's brown a sticky? -A stick

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Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

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