what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

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whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

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i like potatoes

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your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

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Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

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What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

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Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

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Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

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whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

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Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

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Nero, what if you are using me now? Manipulating me? You think I enjoy falling in love after chatting with you in a site which is not even meant for chatting? You can do that, you are a "facilitator", I don't care as much for point zero, as I do care about you, hell, if things where different, id quit the whole thing to stay with you! I could say I will never forgive you if you make me feel safe by your side, accept your help only to get stabbed in the back for trusting you.

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What's yellow and smells like piss? Urine.

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What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

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If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

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