why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

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Blonde hair is the result of having two recessive alleles for hair color in your genotype. There is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

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what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

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I JUST HAD SEEX! How blantant, eh?

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I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

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Where else? The junk yard

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

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"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

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Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

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There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

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1+1=3 If you don't use a condom.

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What did the Chinese restaurants do with dogs that wander into the kitchen? Kept them as pets.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips

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Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

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What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

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Women Drivers.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

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roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

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How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

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