Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

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hi my name is? joe

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A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

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Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

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why did the man die? he got shot

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What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

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Knock Knock Good one...

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What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

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A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

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What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

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Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

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What is 6 plus 9? 15

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

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Penis

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potato

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

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whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

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God lets 3 people from hell come into heaven every year on chisrtmas based on how bad their last day on earth was. Its chistmas and god is standing a the gate of heaven and the first person comes up and god says, "Tell me what happend to you on your last day on earth" and the man says, " i thought my wife was cheating on me so i went to my apartment to check on her and i saw a man on the deck so pushed him off but i didnt know it was my brother. he caught onto the railing so i smashed his fingers with a sledge hammer and he fell 200 ft. Sadly he landed on a bush and survived and so i took the refridguator and through it on him but right after i did i had a heart atack" Then god lets him in to heaven. Then he has the next person come up and god asks him the same question. the man replies, " i was at my brotheres house when some crazy guy pushes me off the my brothers deck but luckily my fingers get caught onthe railing, Then the crazy guy takes a hammer and hits my fingers and i fall but land on a bush. Then the man throughs a refridguator and i get killed." God chuckles and lets him into heaven. The next person comes up and says," picture this, naked in a refridguator." excpaination: the man in tthe refriduator was cheating with the 1st mans wife.

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