Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

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Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

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God lets 3 people from hell come into heaven every year on chisrtmas based on how bad their last day on earth was. Its chistmas and god is standing a the gate of heaven and the first person comes up and god says, "Tell me what happend to you on your last day on earth" and the man says, " i thought my wife was cheating on me so i went to my apartment to check on her and i saw a man on the deck so pushed him off but i didnt know it was my brother. he caught onto the railing so i smashed his fingers with a sledge hammer and he fell 200 ft. Sadly he landed on a bush and survived and so i took the refridguator and through it on him but right after i did i had a heart atack" Then god lets him in to heaven. Then he has the next person come up and god asks him the same question. the man replies, " i was at my brotheres house when some crazy guy pushes me off the my brothers deck but luckily my fingers get caught onthe railing, Then the crazy guy takes a hammer and hits my fingers and i fall but land on a bush. Then the man throughs a refridguator and i get killed." God chuckles and lets him into heaven. The next person comes up and says," picture this, naked in a refridguator." excpaination: the man in tthe refriduator was cheating with the 1st mans wife.

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A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

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yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

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hi

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Men's rights.

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what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

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suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

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You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

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BILLY BOB JAM:KNOCK KNOCK!! BOBERT:WHAT!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WOULD I EVEN CARE?!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WONT YOU SHUT UP BILLY BOB JAM ORLANDIO STEAK?!!?!?!GET ME OUTTA HERE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

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Hummer.

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If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

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your mom is so old that she farts dust.

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You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

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who has no significant other or personal life? who ever is on anti-joke.com

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When is a joke funny? When you read it.

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What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

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