your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

What is big and white, not the moon CC

What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

Womens Rights.

One time i ate a sandwich it was good

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

Knock Knock. Go away!

If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

Women's rights.

What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

what did the black man do for his family? nothing

What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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