- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

A priest and a prostitute are sitting next to each other on a bus. The priest asks her what she does, and she says "I sell my body to strange men." The priest then explains to her about Christianity, and she gives up her ways and becomes a devout Christian.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

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Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

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What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

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