What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

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Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

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roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

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What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

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i am predestal

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What lives underground? Grandpa

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a man walks into a bar.......ouch

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Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

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Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

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Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

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cheese

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Women's Rights

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One time I was playing hide and seek with grandma but I couldn't seem to find her. I asked my sister for help and she told me she was hiding in the living room on the shelf. I went into the living room but all I saw was a vase on the shelf. Grandma probably didn't know the game was over so I opened the vase to tell her. To this day she hasn't come out of the vase.

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Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

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Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

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Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

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3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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