what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

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Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

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Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

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What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

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9/11/01 walks into a bar

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What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

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A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

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whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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A bar walks into your mother.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

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person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

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Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

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Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

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Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

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One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

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justin littleton. nuff said

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How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

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yo mama so fat she's fat

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Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

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What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

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