ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

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Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

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What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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What did the mole say? Nothing

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What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

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Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

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why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

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Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

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If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

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What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

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Obama.

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(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

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a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

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Giving birth to the antichrist

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Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

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A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

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What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

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Nickelback.

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I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

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jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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