my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

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Women's rights.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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steves legs

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

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whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

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Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

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two fish are in a tank.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

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A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

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Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

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. Deez nuts Ok

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"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

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How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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A man is walking alone in a park and stumbles upon a lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie appears out of thin air. The genie tells him he has three wishes to wish for whatever his heart desires. The man naturally wishes for Anthony Davis to shave his damn unibrow. He then throws the lamp at a little boys face and laughs uncontrollably.

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What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

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Three men walked into a metal pole

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What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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