- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Shit.

What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

One time i ate a sandwich it was good

Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

How do you leave a man in suspense...

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

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