What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

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Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

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Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

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W.N.B.A.

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Niko isnt a mexican douche

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whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

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What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

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roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

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Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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