- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road.

An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

I've got the moobs like jagger.

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

Women's Rights

Jasper sucks.

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

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