What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

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why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

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why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

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Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

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What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

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Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

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Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

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You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

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What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

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Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

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You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

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This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

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What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

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Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

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knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

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A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

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what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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