"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

Why is there velcro on the edge of the table. Because its there to hold the microwave.

What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

what do you get when you throw a refrigerator at a boy on a bike? a severely injured boy, a lawsuit , a police record and a prison mate

Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

Ben Colbert is gay

A man walks into the bar, goes up to the bar tender and says "exuse me, please could I have a pint of bitter" the bartender says "sure"

What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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