What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

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How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

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Lebron Traveled

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Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

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what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

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you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! *stare*

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

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your mom is so old that she farts dust.

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Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

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What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

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What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

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This guy walks up to the bartender, and says to him, " ill bet you $100 that i can piss in this cup from 20 ft away." The bartender laughs, thinking hes gonna get an easy 100 bucks. he says "ok, u do that and ill watch." the guy says "ok but one second." he then walks over to this table full of guys and the bartender see him and them whispering and shaking heads. then the guys walks back over, and says to the bartender, "ok here i go" then he whips out his wang and starts pissing all over the place,all over the bartender, the counter, everywhere but the cup. Meanwhile the bartenders laughing, because he thinks he made some easy money. then the bartender asks the guy for his money and the guy says, "alright one minute." then the guys walks over to the table full of guys and they al start pulling out money and give it to him. so the guy walks over to the bartender and says, "here you are, your 100 bucks" the bartender notices him smileing and says "u just lost 100 bucks why are you happy?" and the guy says, " you see that table full of guys over there? well, i bet them all $500 dollars that i could piss all over you, your counter and all of your things, and that youd not only be happy about it, but youd laugh!!!"

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What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Roast Beef Is Made From A Cow And Is Commonly Sold At Your Local Arby's.Pea Soup Is Made From Peas And No One Really Likes Pea Soup Anyway So Its Not Really Sold Anywhere.

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There is a car full of black people.

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What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

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What did the peanut butter say to the jelly?

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What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

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what did the duck say to the dog. quack

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The WNBA

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My sister has to take a dump

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