What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

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Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

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What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

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Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

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Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

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What did the mole say? Nothing

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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Your mother is so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and eat foods with nutritional value.

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You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

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"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

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a horse walks into a barn

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

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Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

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What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

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Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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