A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

I cant think of one (._. )

what do you call a kid with no arms and legs under a bus an ambulance, he's obviously in pain

What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

Justin Littleton getting laid.

Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

Hello

I love boobs

FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

did you ever see a butter fly?

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

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