A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

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That maternal figure of yours is of such inadequate intelligence that she cannot fathom that, given a scatterplot with a linear correlation of greater than -1 and lesser than 1 and a reasonably consistent rise over run, a future value along the y-axis can be predicted if following the y=a(x)+b equation.

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why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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This is not Will Smith.

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What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

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What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

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Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

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What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

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There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

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"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

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Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

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Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

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Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

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Obama.

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knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

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what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

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Chuck Norris died.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

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Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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