- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

jewish people like other jewish people.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

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