What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

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Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

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A man walks into a bar. End of story.

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A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

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whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

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There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

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whats gay ? you

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Why was the monkey sad? Because somebody stole his banana. Why was the monkey happy? Because your parents are dead.

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whats better than shoes feet

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

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What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

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A women walks out of a kitchen.

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whats worse than a worm in a rotten apple? 2 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 2 worms in a rotten apple? 3 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 3 worms in a rotten apple? the haulocaust. whats worse than the haulocaust? 4 worms in a rotten apple. wait wait...that was rascist,nevermind this joke.

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Yo mama so fat she died

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

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Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

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What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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