your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

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your momma so ugly even she wouldnt date herself.

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I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, the divorce papers were filed soon thereafter.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

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What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

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"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

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What's the difference between a black man and water? All black men have water in them, but not all water has a black man in it.

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how do you kill a blonde? -a gun, knife or any other lethal object

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What did Bill go for his birthday? No where someone slashed his tires.

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My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

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How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

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You're so straight!

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Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

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I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

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What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

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What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is an American professional golfer whose achievements to date rank him among the most successful golfers of all time and Santa Claus is a very jolly fellow who brings gifts to the homes of the good children during the late evening and overnight hours of Christmas Eve.

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What should I name my dog?

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

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What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

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What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

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