whats gay ? you

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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3 men- Greg-Allen-And James were on their way back from the bar. When the driver, Greg spun out of control. All of them died Instantly. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told them. " The better you were with Relationships, And loving just one person. The better Transportation you got." He bagan handing things out. " Well, Greg. Looks like you cheated on your most recent Girlfriend... Twice. You get a Bike." Next was Allen " Allen! Shame on you! You have dated 4 women at once! You get a Scooter!" And last was James. " James! You have stayed true to your wife! And all of your other ex- girlfriends. You get a Mustang!" Allen and Greg seen james, Sitting on his car, Upset. "Man! Whats wrong? You have the best thing you could get! I'd be happy!" James looks up and says " Thanks guys, But I just seen my Wife on A skateboard.."

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The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

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Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

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What do you call Obama? - the president

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What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

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your mother is so lesbian

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whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

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Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

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3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

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How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

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What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

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Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

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:-)book

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whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

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What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

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When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

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Anti Joke

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