How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

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A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

Osama Bin Laden dies.

A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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