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A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

Pavel Novak

Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

Emma Brown..I'd tap that shit Dylan xoxo

why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

Jesus Christ walks into a Hotel.. he hands the Inn keeper 3 nails and says " Hey..can you put me UP for the night?"

Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

"Billy Mays here!" No he's not. He's dead.

how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

james schmitt whats your last name

What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

Q: What's better than a dead baby? A: Knowing who killed it, because then you can report them to your local authorities, thus creating a safer community.

Your mom goes to college

When is a joke funny? When you read it.

World Of Warcraft

Why do you put a baby in the blender but first? To see the facial expressions

LOL i just pissed on Hitlers grave! Shoudn't killed the Jews BITCH!

what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

Have you ever had Kenyan food? Neither have they.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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