Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

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Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

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Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

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I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

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How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

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A Muslim blows up a bar

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A horse walks into a glue factory..

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Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

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The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

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why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

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You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

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What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

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A man yells at the top of the Grand Canyon, "Heyoooooo" He hears His voice echo multiple times. He yells again, "Heyoooooo" This time he hears his echo and a girl yell "heyo" back to him from within the canyon. He looks down. He falls. A mountain goat breaks his fall. The man is so thankful for the goat. He says, " Thank you goat! You saved my life!" The goat then pulls out a gun, and shoots him thrice. The man dies.

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Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

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Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

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-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

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Wow, thats warming to the core Nero, you are really sweet when you want to, I was having a lot more than second thoughts, I mean I do not mind the thought of sex with you really and I mean that, but losing who I already consider my best friend would just be sad. So uh, sex once huh? I mean, one more feather on the uh, hat thing, is that what this is about to you?

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where do the women go? the womanarium

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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balls in ya mouf

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Time flies like a banana.

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