Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

A Black man walks out of a KFC.

Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

do you know what's so funny? yup

What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

knock knock your gay

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...