Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

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Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

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Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

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A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

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A white guy, a mexican, and a black guy are in a race. Who always wins? Whichever one crosses the finish line first

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name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

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Osama Bin Laden dies.

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how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

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What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

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(insert Anti-Joke here)

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What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

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Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

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What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

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jack shine has boobs

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What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

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your momma's an antijoke

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