your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

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Baaaaaaahhhhhh

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What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

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why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

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A: thats what your mom said last night! B: my mom committed suicide when i was three because she could not handle the stress of being a teen mother with an abusive boyfriend. A: oh... B: yeah....

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A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

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Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

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How do u know when someone is horny? look at there pants

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What Mary short for? Due to the fact she has no legs, on account of the flesh eating she contracted after a visit to argentina thanks to the make-a-wish foundation. Mary also has cancer

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knock knock Come in.

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What does a mexican do when he gets lost in the woods? He does his best to find food, shelter, and water until a search and rescue operation finds him.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

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My mom's dead

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What’s the best part about winning a gold medal? Nothing. You’re on acid and staring straight at the sun.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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Q: what did the boy get for Christmas A: a new wheel chair his legs were recently amputated due to the same cancer that killed terry fox.

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whats blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF

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What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

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What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

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