- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

What comes after 69? Mouthwash

What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

9:11 make a wish

666 im christian

why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

Obama.

What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

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