WNBA

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what time is it rape time

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Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

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Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

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why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

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Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

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why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

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what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

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Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

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Knock knock It's open, come in.

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Black people are clen.

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What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

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Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

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Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

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3 men- Greg-Allen-And James were on their way back from the bar. When the driver, Greg spun out of control. All of them died Instantly. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told them. " The better you were with Relationships, And loving just one person. The better Transportation you got." He bagan handing things out. " Well, Greg. Looks like you cheated on your most recent Girlfriend... Twice. You get a Bike." Next was Allen " Allen! Shame on you! You have dated 4 women at once! You get a Scooter!" And last was James. " James! You have stayed true to your wife! And all of your other ex- girlfriends. You get a Mustang!" Allen and Greg seen james, Sitting on his car, Upset. "Man! Whats wrong? You have the best thing you could get! I'd be happy!" James looks up and says " Thanks guys, But I just seen my Wife on A skateboard.."

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Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

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dead babies

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Never said that friend, anyway I got to put this down, people are asking why I am typing anti jokes. Well, they should all know how much I love spamming by now. ;). Now, you better do not have someone hack this site, it will be a hell of a lot easier explaining this, if this information is not recovered much later, days after getting hacked away. Give it three months, half a year or so, and I will contact you if you like. Have a nice day.

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what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

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What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

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Womens Rights.

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what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

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do you know what's so funny? yup

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