The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car or i'll shoot you

I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

dinosours eat beagles and then unicorns eat norwalls then th shiny squarles eat you then unvirse inploads

A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

Roses are red. Voilets are blue I'm Morgan Freeman and I CAN SMELL YOU...

your moms so fat she has a heart attack when she walks to the pantry.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

69

If Roger buys 109 candy bars and eats 65, what does he have? Diabetes.

Your momma's of a reasonable figure and weight.

Boy: Is your body from McDonalds ? Girl: Aww is it because your lovin' it? Boy: No, it's because your greasy and fat!

your momma so ugly even she wouldnt date herself.

-What's brown and rhymes with snoop? -Dr. Dre

Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

What's big, grey and can't swim? A castle

What's funnier than 24? 25.

haha.

Wanna hear a joke? No.

What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

what did the clinically depressed man last post on twitter? "Oh cruel world, i finally lost all faith in the good of humanity. I am unloved and irrelevant to all. I know nobody will miss me, but goodbye anyway. #suicide " nobody followed him and saw the post and he died alone with nobody at his funeral.

Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

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