What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

A Black man walks out of a KFC.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

That's what he said.

What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

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What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

what time is it rape time

why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

Knock knock It's open, come in.

Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

Black people are clen.

what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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