Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

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Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

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Come in

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What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

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How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

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what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

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What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

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Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

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if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. unless you only get one lemon, then it really hard to make a good glass..and for that matter, who said you had a juicer? it would be really hard to just squeeze the juice out of a lemon. on top of that, what kind of situation am I in that I would need lemonade? let's say if life gives you lemons, determine the best use of them based on need, local weather and economic status

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The horse said "nay."

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A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

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What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

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Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

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SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A man walks into a bar.

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Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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