- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

How many pumpkins can you fit in a watch? Depends how much jelly is in the pumpkins

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

A horse walks into a bar...n

once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

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