why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

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whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

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What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

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jack shine has boobs

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What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

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Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

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Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

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What time is it? 12:03 AM

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your momma's an antijoke

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What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

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Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

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What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

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A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

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What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

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Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

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The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

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Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

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Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

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one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

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Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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