How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

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What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

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:-)book

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A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

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What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

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Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

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Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

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how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

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What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

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Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Osama Bin Laden dies.

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A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

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name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

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What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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(insert Anti-Joke here)

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A fat man buys a salad

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