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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

What do you call Obama? - the president

Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

whats gay ? you

Avery has crabs.

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

your mother is so lesbian

What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

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How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

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