Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

A Black man walks out of a KFC.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

That's what he said.

WNBA

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