Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

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how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

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Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

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Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

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Indeed.

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

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Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

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What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

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What did the mole say? Nothing

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Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

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American Idol

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Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

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One day three men died. Heaven had almost been full, and he wanted to see who could get in and who would burn. So the first man starts and says "well I just got home from my girlfriends house, she just dumped me. I was crazy mad, and as I was about to eat the pain away, I saw a man hanging off of my porch. I ran to the man pulled out a sledge hammer, and then smashed his hands off the balcony. And without thinking I picked up my refrigerator and threw it down at him. But sadly I fell with the refridgerator." the second man steps up and says.. "I was doing my dance routine on my porch, and I slipped on an ice cube and flipped off the rail. I took ahold of a railing on which I could puulmupmtomsaftey on, but as I was about to save my own life some psychotic man comes out with a sledge hammer and bashes my hands off the railing. After he threw his refridgerator down at me." and then the third guy says..."well I was in this refridgerator........."

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What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

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FOLLOW ME @airvvv

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How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

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Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

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Anti jokes.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

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two fish are in a tank.

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Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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