Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

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A seal walks into a club.

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I have read the Terms of Service.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

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French people

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S.O.P.A

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*Knock Knock* "whose there?"... "me"

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A father gives some golf balls to his son on his son's birthday. The son then goes into the woods with the golf balls, and then comes out without the golf balls. "What did you do with the golf balls?" asks the father. The son says nothing. On Christmas the father gives his son more golf balls, and the son does the same thing. He goes into the woods with them, and leaves without them. Again the father asks what he did with the golf balls, and the son says nothing. This happens for many holidays to come, until the son gets hit by a bus. In the ambulence, the father asks; "One last question ,what did you do with the golf balls?" The son dies

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Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

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why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

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a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

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i heart wiener

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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Jesus Christ walks into a Hotel.. he hands the Inn keeper 3 nails and says " Hey..can you put me UP for the night?"

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Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

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Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

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like facebook.com/john maon

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

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How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

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*Knock* *Knock* Who's there? The IRS

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Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car or i'll shoot you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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