so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

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What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party??? Cuzz he was a fungi (fun guy)

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how do you get a chicken to sleep you slit it"s neck,and feed the body to your pet tiger

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I slept with a girl with aids and now I do and so does everybody else I have sex with

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A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

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the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

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Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

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What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

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I'm not wearing underwear Why not Cause I have built in underwear

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what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

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I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

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"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

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A blonde walks into a store and asks for the microwave behind the counter. The man behind the register promptly hands her the microwave and charges her $435 for it, which is utterly ridiculous.

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A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

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Women Drivers.

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A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

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What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

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whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

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Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

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Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

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Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

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