Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

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This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

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Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

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Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

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What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

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I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

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i hate you.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

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did you ever see a butter fly?

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Hello

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FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

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I love boobs

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Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

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I came.

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Q: I am an over-protective father looking for my son who was kidnapped and am suddenly traveling with a mentally retarded woman who cant remember her name. By the way my wife was murdered and my son has physical disorder. Then, im hooked up with a hippy who doesnt care about anything. Who am I? A: Marlin the clownfish (from Finding Nemo).

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Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

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My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

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Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

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Will gropes Ebola victims

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Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

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Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

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Anti Joke

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