What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben Dover.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

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-What's brown and rhymes with snoop? -Dr. Dre

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what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

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The WNBA.

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minorities.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms or legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, The middle one's for you!

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What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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Why was the baseball player arrested after stealing a base? Because he pulled out a knife and stabbed the shortstop in the chest.

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why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

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Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

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The WNBA

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What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

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What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

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I dislike old people.

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How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

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What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

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Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

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Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

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Anti Joke

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