- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

jewish people like other jewish people.

what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

womans rights

What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??