why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

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why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

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Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

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Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

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Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

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if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

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What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

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What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

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What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

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Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

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Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

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Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

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What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

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The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

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