- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

what is white and sticky? glue.

what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

I cant think of one (._. )

what do you call a kid with no arms and legs under a bus an ambulance, he's obviously in pain

Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

Justin Littleton getting laid.

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