Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

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a banana

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Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

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Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

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what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

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Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. That would never happen because penguins would not be anywhere near a bath-tub at any point in their lives, I would be more concerned wondering why a penguin is in the US and calling animal control than making up a joke about it.

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How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

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What rhymes with turtle? Rape

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Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

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wheres a good place to find funny jokes? anti-joke.com

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Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

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why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

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The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

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What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

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What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

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A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

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Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

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A man. That is all.

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What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

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When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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