How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

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What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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So dont touch it

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chuck norris

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

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What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

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What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

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A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

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A van drives into a car.

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i heart wiener

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Y2K

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What's yellow and smells like piss? Urine.

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what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

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Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

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What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

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What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

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I'm gonna say something that is going to blow you(away). My Rape Dungeon has carpet.

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What's the best thing about sex with 24 year olds? They're in their sexual prime.

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a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

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what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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