Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

what do you call a kid with no arms and legs under a bus an ambulance, he's obviously in pain

What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

whats better than shoes feet

Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

I don't get it

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Tacos

what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

A Muslim blows up a bar

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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