What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

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Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

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Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

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Noah is Smart.

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A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

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The size of Idris Elba's penis

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

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What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

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I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

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Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

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I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

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It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

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Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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